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• Antique Postcards Celebrate July Fourth and Uncle Sam
• I’m Not Really in a Nursing Home
• Michael Jackson Burial at Neverland Ranch?
• The London Home Michael Jackson Rented for O2 Concerts
• Is It Possible to Crash My Server Blogging About Michael Jackson?
• Michael Jackson Concert Promoter Takes Big Financial Hit
• Michael Jackson Dies of Cardiac Arrest
• Actress Farrah Fawcett Dies
• South Carolina Governor Finally Found
• Poem for the Rooftops of Iran
• Decoration Day, or How Memorial Day Began as a Black Holiday
• What is Madonna Thinking?
• Prison Officer Zaps Children with 50,000 Volt Stun Gun
• Mine That Bird Strikes Gold at Kentucky Derby, Spirit of Barbaro Returns
• A Simple Tool to Check SEO, or Search Engine Optimization, Effectiveness
• Banking Scam Comes to Tiny Town
• Hospitalized Farrah Fawcett Battles Anal Cancer
• Layoffs at Disney World in Orlando, Florida
• The Flickering Candles
• Happy April Fool’s Day from a Century Ago
• Michelle Obama Plants Organic Garden at White House
• Polish Those Job Skills: Get a Degree in The Beatles
• Battle of the Heart-Shaped Islands
• A Quiet Lincoln Celebration in Hodgenville, KY
• Australian Wildfires Prompt Tougher Building Codes
• A WordPress Tattoo for the Ultimate WordPress Fan
• All Blue-Eyed People Have Same Ancestor
• Gentlemen, Start Your Noise Pollution Engines
• Chickens Come Home to Roost for Michael Phelps
• Michael Phelps, A Tarnished Role Model
• So Long, Goodbye, Hasta la Vista, President Bush
• We are One Concert Inclusive, Not Exclusive
• Sammy the Cat Now Unemployed in Notasulga, Alabama
• Circuit City Pulls the Plug, More than 30,000 Lose Jobs
• Miracle on the Hudson River
• John Travolta’s Son Dies in Bahamas
• Stolen Bernard Madoff Statue Returned with Lesson for Financier
• People Magazine Shells Out 300k for Bristol Palin Baby Photos
• World’s Largest Santa Claus in China
• Canada Claims Santa Claus is Canadian Citizen
• Tiny Primate, Thought Extinct, Found in Indonesia
• The Generator Wars
• The Lunacy Lives On
• Predator Drones to Patrol U.S.-Canada Border Starting Next Month
• Sexual Predator Hired as Babysitter on Craigslist Remains Free
• Vintage Thanksgiving Eye Candy
• First New Gout Drug in 40 Years to be Approved
• WordPress Blog Upgrade Released
• His Purpleness, Prince, Angers Gays
• How to Repair a Broken Butterfly Wing
• Office Christmas Parties Banned in Croatia
• Upgrade WordPress to Prevent Hacks
• Our Long National Nightmare is Over
• Do the Right Thing
• Virgin Airways Fires 13 for Facebook Postings
• Happy Halloween and Recalled Halloween Toys
• Overheard at the Dollar General Store
• Prehistoric Toy Found at Stonehenge
• Return Errant Neighborhood Toys or Face Jail Time
• Sarah Palin’s Alarming Views on the Vice Presidency
• LaForme Resigns from Canada’s Truth and Justice Commission
• Canada Bans bisphenol A in Baby Bottles, Declares It Hazardous
• Sarah Palin’s Lame Appearance on Saturday Night Live
• Big Brown’s Racing Career Ends with Aqueduct Foot Injury
• Fish Pedicures Banned for Health Reasons
• Foreclosure Alley: You Can’t Go Home Again
• Trick or Treat for Americans
• Cleaner Waters Rewarded with Poisonous Fish
• Might as Well Poke Your Eye Out With a Stick
• Turn off Television Sets Anywhere with TV-B-Gone
• Heath Ledger Estate Sues Insurance Company for $10 Million
• Sarah Palin Depicted Nude in Chicago Bar
• Fungal Jewels an Antidote to Lady Warnock and Dementia
• Wachovia Bank Folds Amidst Historic Wall St. Blood Bath
• Bonnie Grace Finds a Home
• Where is Sarah Palin? In an Ohio Corn Field
• World’s Largest Chevrolet Dealer Closes, More to Follow
• Sticking It to the American Public
• Aboriginal Inuit Languages Protected in Nunavut, Canada
• Tainted Chinese Milk Scare Spreads to Canada – Are We Next?
• The Little Blog that Could
• How Long Can Anderson Cooper Stand in Water?
• Galveston, Texas Evacuate NOW
• Clueless WordPress Wannabe Clients from Hades
• Tata Motors Ceases Nano Car Production Amidst Social Unrest
• Gulf Oil Production Stops as Hurricane Gustav Approaches
• Sarah Who?
• Floridians Still Struggling with Tropical Storm Fay Flooding
• Patrick Swayze’s Death Wish
• Gorilla Grieves over Her Baby’s Death
• Your Eyes Can Predict Future Heart Disease
• John McCain: Countries Don’t Invade Other Countries
• Why Starbucks Failed in Australia
• An Amy Winehouse Fantasy by Madame Tussauds
• Let the (Commercialized) Games Begin
• Tadatoshi Akiba’s Hiroshima Anniversary Observances
• Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Should Celebrities Sell Baby Photos?
• Hockey News: Swedish Baby Baptized in Stanley Cup
• Barack Obama’s Berlin Speech Falls Flat
• Eight Great WordPress Blog SEO Plugins
• Increase Blog Traffic with Blog Directories
• Obama Platform Meeting Held in Tiny White City, Kentucky
• Controversial Anti-Obama Billboards Appear in Dixie
• Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood Enters Rehab after Cocktail Waitress Fling
• New Yorker Magazine Publishes Offensive Obama Caricature
• Jesse Jackson’s Street Cred Sinks to New Lows
• Get Cash Rebates for Shopping Online
• Happy Birthday to a Fractured America
• Georgia Residents Sue to Carry Firearms at Atlanta Airport
• Canada Day Celebrations Today
• Refreshing! Roland Martin Says Ralph Nader is Nuts
• U.S. Mayors Urge Boycott of Alberta, Canada Oil
• Breast Cancer Activist Jane McGrath Dies at 42
• Puppy Tossing David Motari Expelled from Marine Corps
• PETCO Pet Food Seized by Feds
• Fun and Games with WordPress Blog Hacker
• Done Deal! Barack Obama Wins Democratic Presidential Nomination
• Gay Marriage Refusal Gets British Earl Banned from Offering Castle Weddings
• Reward for Missing Quebec Child Expires Tomorrow
• Mansion Trashed After Teen Posts Party Location on Facebook
• Home Alone, or the Return of Miss Maybelline
• Journalist Liz Trotta Jokes About Obama Assassination
• Hillary Clinton’s Toxic Vulture Idea: Obama Assassination
• The Agony of Sergeant Merlin German
• Great Britain Wants All Internet Use Information
• Senator Ted Kennedy Has Brain Cancer
• Bicycles for Hillary
• RCMP Tasers Elderly Bedridden Hospital Patient
• You Can Stop Now, Hillary
• Patrick Swayze’s Pancreatic Cancer Spreads
• Wal-Mart Deepens Discounts on Prescription Drugs
• I Get By with a Little Help from My Friends
• Reverend Wright Offers No Apologies at Detroit NAACP Dinner
• Cops with Machine Guns Patrol New York Subways
• Master Heart Cells Created for Heart Disease Treatment
• Ladies, Zap Troublesome Men with Lipstick Taser
• Kentucky Hemlock Trees Threatened with Extinction
• Infamous Romanian eBay Hacker Arrested
• Strong Earthquake Tremors Rattle Kentucky and Indiana
• Thunder over Louisville Fireworks Herald Kentucky Derby
• President Bush’s Misplaced Priorities and New Orleans Firefighters
• Baby with Two Faces Revered as Goddess in India
• Dirty Needles Sabotage Park Benches in Canadian Town
• Dementia Linked to Diabetes and Hypertension
• Mexico Reclaims American Southwest in Vodka Ad, Absolut Apologizes
• Daffodils and Dementia
• Hachiko, the Dog Who Made Richard Gere Cry
• Earth Hour Goes Global on Saturday
• Teen Buried after Failed Breast Surgery
• President Bush Confers with Easter Bunny
• 4,000 U.S. Troops Dead in Iraq
• Condoleezza Rice and the Passport Privacy Breach
• Facebook to Launch Chat Application
• Women’s History Museum in Bardstown, Kentucky
• Big Bad Bear Stearns Bites the Dust
• Chinese Computer Products Have Identity Theft Malware
• Spitzer Prostitute’s MySpace Page Hacked
• Eliot Spitzer’s Prostitute Identity Revealed
• Silda Spitzer’s Annus Horribilis
• Lessons from the Collinwood School Fire
• Following the Yellow Brick Road to Pennsylvania
• Anna Nicole Smith Daughter Dannielynn Named as Heir
• Puppy Throwing Marine in Video Identified
• Will Weather Affect Ohio Democratic Primary Voting?
• American Soldier Hurls Puppy from Cliff
• Beware the Nigerian Puppy Scam
• Shame on Matt Drudge
• Anne Frank’s Lost Love Revealed
• Joe Louis Movie Premieres as Sister Freezes to Death
• Bill Clinton Guilts Texas Voters
• Total Lunar Eclipse and Belgrade, Serbia Riots
• Dog the Bounty Hunter is Officially Forgiven
• Let’s Swap American Bitch for Saudi Arabia Witch
• Videos Poke Fun at FISA Domestic Spying, John McCain
• FEMA’s Valentine Message: Oops, We’ve Been Poisoning You
• A Winning Beagle at Westminster, and Some Loser Humans
• Four New Breeds Introduced at Westminster Dog Show
• Pre-Chewed Food Can Transmit HIV to Infants
• Rats – An Answer to Weight Loss Resolutions
• The Unknown Hero of Ludwigshafen, Germany
• Super Tuesday, The Moment of Truth is Here
• New York Giants Win Super Bowl, 17-14
• Faux News Bans Beaver Pervert from Super Bowl
• Michael Jackson’s Children Unveiled!
• Britney Spears Hospitalized Again
• Bizarre CNN Commercial for Alzheimer’s Disease
• Economic Stimulus or Deliberate Fiscal Suicide?
• Ted Kennedy, Toni Morrison Endorse Barack Obama
• Barack Obama’s South Carolina Speech
• Ted Kennedy to Endorse Barack Obama
• A Glorious Night for Barack Obama
• Take a Frozen Vacation to Harbin, China Ice Bars
• Border Fence Folly at Rafah, Gaza
• Ron Paul Money Bombs Raise Over $1 Million Today
• Ruby Bridges, Child Civil Rights Pioneer
• President Bush Begs Saudi Arabia for Cheap Oil
• Tata Motors Unveils Nano Car for India
• Pajamadeen’s Left Headlight Repair
• Fun and Games with Comcast Cable Bill
• Faux News Holds Faux Republican Debate
• Bolton Faults U.S. in Bhutto Assassination
• Australia Plans to Sanitize Internet
• New Jersey Bans Sex Offenders from Internet Use
• Calgary’s Lower Trans Fat Restaurant Rules
• Britney Spears Train Wreck Derails, Hospitalized
• Sleep Problems May Trigger Diabetes
• India Tourist Sites Won’t Accept U.S. Dollar
• Endangered Long-Eared Jerboa Seen in Native Habitat For First Time
• Famed Native Rights Activist Murdered, Grandson Charged
• New Year’s Eve Goes Green in Times Square
• New Year’s Celebrations Canceled in Brussels Over Terrorism Concerns
• Nick at Nite Helps with New Year Resolutions
• AOL Pulls the Plug on Netscape Browser
• Coliseum Lit to Honor U.N. Resolution Against Death Penalty
• Merry Christmas and Mahatma Gandhi
• Asbestos-Containing CSI Fingerprint Kits Pulled from Shelves
• Santa Gives 37,000 Copies of Constitution to Bush for Christmas
• Teen Dies After CIGNA Denies Liver Transplant
• Making a Difference at Christmas
• Protect Yourself from Identity Theft with Good Computer Security
• Avro Arrow Memorabilia Auction Nets $32,000
• Dodge Challenger Muscle Car Brings 20k Over Sticker Price
• Noisy Toys Can Damage Children’s Hearing
• DNA Pioneer Watson, Who Claimed Blacks Less Intelligent, Has Black Genes
• Vancouver Company Pulls Bisphenol-A Products from Shelves
• Hackers Penetrate Oak Ridge Nuclear Facility Security
• Conyers, Georgia Cops Help Robbers
• MADD Canada Urges Ford to Pull Kiefer Sutherland from Ads
• Pearl Harbor Remembered
• National Christmas Tree Lighting Goes Green
• Louisiana Couple Sentenced in Medical Scam
• Healthy Toys Website Helps Parents Avoid Toxic Toys
• Santa Using Sign Language Delights Children
• Omaha Nebraska Gunman Identified
• New Diabetes Glucose-Monitoring Microchip
• Entertainment News: Rapper Pimp C Dies
• Cancer Tests Cancelled Due to Nuclear Reactor Shutdown
• O.J. Simpson Book Available Online, Goldman Sues
• Santa Claus Hates You T-Shirts Sell Out
• Free Coffin for Next Drunk Driver
• Health Canada Approves HIV-AIDS Drug
• Surgeon General Thinks Santa is Too Fat
• Crazy Clinton Fan Hijacks National News
• YouTube, Yahoo Censor Human Rights Blogger
• Georgia Court Strikes Down Sex Offender Law
• Paul McCartney’s Wife Bites Hand that Feeds Her, Again
• Suspects Re-Arrested in Natalee Holloway Case
• New Canadian Park Twice Nova Scotia’s Size
• Play the Free Rice Game After Thanksgiving Dinner
• Life and Death with the Coen Brothers
• Video of RCMP Tasering Polish Immigrant Released
• Craigslist Encounter Leads to Boy’s Sexual Assault
• Border Patrol Delays Canadian Firefighters
• $100,000 Reward for Missing Quebec Girl
• Elderly NYC Couple Loses Life Savings
• Student Pot Bust Leads to Family Deportation
• Real Life Zaps Blogger and Other Detritus
• Cretin News: John Mark Karr’s Fiancee
• Day of the Dead and People We Won’t Miss
• Happy Halloween to All Ghosts and Goblins
• Craigslist Job Interview Turns Deadly
• A Christmas Gift for You and Your Dog
• RCMP Death and the Genovese Syndrome
• Flu Shots Less Effective This Year
• Educational Folly in Red Oak, Iowa
• Common Sense Absent in Dennis Township, NJ
• Entertainment News: Miley Cyrus In, Britney Spears Out
• Living on (Borrowed) Tulsa Time
• Columbine Copycat and YouTube Videos
• Two Troubled Teens and The People Who Failed Them
• News for the English-Only Crowd
• A Bellweather Change at CNN News?
• Health News – Bird Flu’s Ominous Mutation
• Peace News: The War Prayer
• Tiny Town News: Beans Run Away from Home!
• Iranians Offended by Ahmadinejad Treatment
• Canadian Hockey Icon Dies
• Lee Bollinger, World’s Rudest Host
• The Gena Six, Ahmadinejad and Civil Liberties
• Tiny Town Round-Up, Roy and Ziggy Captured!
• The Further Adventures of Miss Maybelline
• Back to School with Bullet-Proof Backpacks
• Hillary Blasts Anti-Latino Rhetoric
• World Trade Center Death Toll Increases
• Short Shrift for Hurricane Katrina Victims
• Dumbest Campaign Promises Yet
• Bird Flu Transmitted Human to Human
• Labor Day Alternative
• Happy Labor Day from Miss Maybelline
• Why Americans Can’t Find Canada
• At Last, Alberto Gonzalez Resigns
• Ralph Lawrence Carr, Man of Principle
• Aunt Terry and Manzanar
• Canada Seeks Mexican Workers
• Chinese Clothes Contain Formaldehyde
• Climactic Hardship, Not Global Warming
• Bogus Pregnancy and HIV Tests
• Mom, There’s Lead Paint on My Baby Bib!
• Death in Utah
• Chinese Toys, You Get What You Pay For
• Tammy Faye Bakker Buried in Waldron, Kansas
• Hiroshima and Sadako Sasaki’s Peace Cranes
• A Message from Johnny Cash
• Walmart’s Chinese Flip-Flops Cause Chemical Burns?
• Lead Paint on Fisher-Price Toys, Worldwide Recall
• President Bush’s Photo Op with Amputee Veterans
• Lindsay Lohan’s Third Trip to Rehab This Year
• Hindu Temple An Architectural Wonder in Toronto
• Skip Walmart, Slash Prescription Drug Costs
• Tammy Faye Messner Dies
• Banned Cigarette Lighters Suddenly Okay on Airplanes
• Tammy Faye Messner Near Death
• Tomatoes are Here, Tomatoes are Here!
• Hook-a-Canuck, Michael Moore Website
• Juliette and the Licks’ Hot Kiss
• President Bush Out of Touch with Reality
• Lady Bird Johnson, Green Movement Pioneer
• Going Green: Indian Museum Provides Live Earth Venue
• Independence Day Reflections
• Captain America: Burial at Arlington National Cemetery
• Happy Canada Day!
• Linda Peeno, Famed Whistleblower, at Sicko Premiere
• Michael Moore Talks Sicko on Larry King Live
• First Nations Disrupt Canadian Highway, Railroad Traffic
• Paris Hilton Overdose at MSNBC
• First Nations’ National Day of Action Tomorrow
• BUI: Boating Under the Influence
• Juneteenth for White Folks
• Bouncing off the Walls in Tiny Town
• A Joyful Life
• An Immigration Fairy Tale
• Where’s the Fence Video: An Exercise in Delusion
• Al Qaeda Fed Up with Ground Zero Construction Delays
• Edwin Starr’s War Song
• Kids! Don’t Brush Your Teeth!
• Tinky Winky Forgives Jerry Falwell
• Not a Stellar Mother’s Day
• Winter in Tiny Town
• Drink More Coffee
• The Superbowl: Purple Rain
• Goodnight, Barbaro
• U.S. Soldiers Torment Dog in Green Zone
• Secret Santa Dies but Spirit Lives On
• The Cost of War: What Every American Pays
• Everybody Knows
• Christmas on Boggs Run Road
• Secret Santa and The True Meaning of Christmas
• Why Are These Men Smiling?
• American Sex Offender Exiled to Canada
• Bush Signs Insecure Farce Act, a.k.a. Secure Fence Act
• Spike Lee: Hurricane Katrina Aftermath a Criminal Act
• Send Hezbollah to Hurricane Katrina Victims
• Firefighter Rescued in Tiny Town! Chapter 6
• Tony the Firefighter’s News in a Nutshell
• Firefighter Rescued in Tiny Town! Chapter 5
• Firefighter Rescued in Tiny Town! Chapter 4
• Firefighter Rescued in Tiny Town! Chapter 3
• Firefighter Rescued in Tiny Town! Chapter 2
• Firefighter Rescued in Tiny Town! Chapter 1
• Condoleezza Rice’s Strange Travel Itinerary
• Summertime, and the Living is Easy
• Payback’s a Bitch
• Michael Jackson Wants to Meet Leprechauns
• and the Rocket’s Red Glare…a Cautionary Fairy Tale
• Demonizing the New York Times
• Kid Rock, Rock On
• Vintage Vagaries, an Escape from Reality
• Lou Dobbs, Do You Still Beat Your Wife?
• Slavery in Canada
• World Refugee Day
• Trouble Comes to Tiny Town, or Miss Maybelline’s Travails, Chapter 2
• Best and Worst Career Moves of the Week
• Welcome, Tropical Storm Alberto!
• al-Zarqawi, The Only News That’s Fit to Print
• Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead
• Trouble Comes to Tiny Town, or Miss Maybelline’s Travails, Chapter 1