Ladies, Zap Troublesome Men with Lipstick Taser

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Mary Martin wouldn’t have had to sing “I’m Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair” in South Pacific if she’d had one of the latest gadgets: a powerful taser disguised as a lipstick. Have an annoying man who doesn’t get the message? On a power trip? For only $49.95, you can give your man the thrill of his life with one of these brightly colored stun guns, which will give him a 350,000 volt and stop him in his tracks.

While just 3 and 5/8 inches long and 7/8 inches in diameter, this rechargeable self-defense weapon packs a punch. It also has a flashlight on the bottom. (To inspect your workmanship?) If you’re into color coordination, you have a choice of black, pink or yellow for your taser. (Black and pink are sold out until at least May.) DefenseDevices of Jackson, Tennessee is the purveyor of this sadistic little device, which retails for $49.95. However, you’re out of luck if you live in Canada or Great Britain; this little goodie is illegal in those countries.

Don’t like those colors? Not a problem. The Wenzhou AC Industry Manufacturer Co. of Wenzhou/Zhejiang, China has similar tasers available in gold, white, green and blue. Decisions, decisions. What’s a girl to do? Learn more about tasers, and why they’re not such a great idea.

Photo credits: DefenseDevices.com and Wenzhou AC Industry Manufacturer Co.

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